V-I-C-T-O-R-Y

Gimme a V!(v)gimme an I!(i)gimme a C!(c) gimme a T!(t) gimme an O!(o) gimme an R!(r) gimme a Y!(y)...What does it spell!?!?!!? VICTORY!! and it wasn't pretty!(sad to say)
Soo, E-grade FINALLY racked up it's first win of the season wooohooo. Sad to say too little too late(only one more game to go!!) But hey! we fuckin' won a game and nooooooo one can take that away from us! Not even those Men-women we played on Sunday who only managed to score a shithouse 3 to our awesome 4 goals(yay to Amie who scored all 4 BEAUTIFULLY).onya Ames!
Get that up ya Necknock..oops typo..Cessnock.
Anyways,heres how our sweet win unfolded...
Now we all knew the Nockers had a rep..But it started out quite "friendly" I must say! with the usual handshake,smiles and "goodluck" on the halfway line while the ref told us how the game was to be run and what he expected of us ladies..and those "others"(whatever they are!).heh.
As the Nockers soon realised that us Uni girls are no freakin push-overs damnit!!! and that they'd actually require SKILL rather than the usual.."I'm gonna knock you down you bitch cos I suck at soccer and can't get thru you any other way" routine :) to win this game!
However....
they tried
and tried
and tried...
to the point where they thought..welll you little blondie girl who is soooooooooo much better than me I AM gonna knock you down with my freakin fist!!..
Now,one would think soccer is a non-contact sport....right??..
well,for these gender confused he-shes ohhh noooo apparently not!!!!
Not only were they confused if they were HE/SHE..or both!?..but also got a little confused on the rules of soccer.so new rules was formed!
yeah,ok so theres a new rule in soccer,where you suddenly switch to boxing..ok(note for all u soccer players out there).
When a "throw in" takes place..and you don't receive the ball..and the opposition player touched you with their shoulder(or any part of their body for that matter!)follow these steps
step one. kick the ball out
step two. grab the opponent by the her shirt and king punch them hard enough to knock them to the ground!
step three. if that bitch isnt knocked out..then connect a punch again while they're laying there looking dumbfounded at you!(it's easier to get another shot in then...and keep on doing so...if noone is stopping you!yeaaah
step four. if another player is stopping you from killing that bitch..swing one at them too!
step five..ok.so the ref has probably showed up by now? well..continue to try and "avanother" go at the one lying on the ground but it probably wont happen so abuse the ref by saying "awww but she fuckin' started it".
O.K,enough with the steps(it was the easiest way to err...explain what happened to poor Del ).
so,with that resulted in the first(but not last) red card of the game.
ohh and wasnt she happy too!! she was gonna take on all our spectators(nice try!but..somehow I don't think you would have won THAT battle number 14).
so after that nice little shall we call it distraction? the game went on. Now after all that excitement..somehow they scored a goal..and we scored 2..so half time came and it was 2-1(who wouldn't be distracted!?!?!)
now after Del sittin off,and some encouragement from Andy..and some excitement from the crowd!..for the first time this season..we were up at half time!..we ran back on to start what we though maybe could be a little more pleasant 2nd half.
Del(what a trooper)wiped the blood from her nose,threw down that icepack for her head and came back on to kick some serious ASS!.
ok..i'm sure you're getting bored by now..so I think i'm gonna speed it up.
The nockers switched goalies and put their most gender challenged player up as striker..which lucky me got to mark.and boy wasnt she just "lovely and pleasant".
The game continued it's positivity from the previous half which saw alot of penalties be awarded(yes u number 2!..that'll teach you to push me 3 times then kick my legs from under me). and a few more goals scored.
Cessnock actually managed to grab the lead for a short period and lead 3-2 for a while until amazing amie striked again to put her 4th goal in the back of he net on the 73rd minute!
now, when a goal is scored..normally you'd get back to half way for the kick off(particularly if you are trailing by one goal and theres only 7 minutes to go). But...these simple concepts dont go down well with the Nockers.
Most of you would know Alex from our team. A normally quite,i guess energetic lovely girl(yes GIRL) was their next target. I guess they didnt like her crossing that ball in for Amie to score and decided to give her a little shove for doing so. and Alex,rightfully so(in my opinion) gave a little shove back...just to show them who is freakin boss!
now,remember those steps earlier on?..well you can somewhat apply them to this situation to! ok..
heres how
wait till the players are walkin back to the half way line(particularly that bitch who pushhed YOU yes YOU! YOU NOCKER)..and king punch them in the back of the head so they too fall to the ground..and while theyre laying there..trrrry go em again..wait..theres that number 8 again stoppin ya!..
mouth of a lil untill the ref red cards you.
OK so Cessnock weren't the only ones who got a red card. poor Alex who got a blow to the back of the head received one too!
now,I know you are all WOW and OMG and all that..ahah..NOT
Luckily it ended there before anyone got really injured. The ref called times off on the 74th minute due to the violent nature of the game.
and with that we sealed our first victory of the season!
it may have not been pretty,but a win is a win! and with that Cessnock may be out of the semis and could face a hefty penalty for their wonderful temperaments
well done E-grade! we dug deep for this! and it took alot to just put up with the smashing us phyically. but in the end it paid off!
woohoooooo